Sunday, November 30, 2008
*.* 2 cows theory *.*
TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so
they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk, who rather go look for milk that
comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. At the end your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Whenever prices of GST, ERP, PUB and kopi-si go up; one cow-peh and the other cow-bu
I Shining with Jesus @ | 4:51 AM
*.* ... *.*
Find me here
And speak to me
I want to feel you
I need to hear you
You are the light
That's leading me
To the place
Where I find peace, again
You are the strength, that keeps me walking
You are the hope, that keeps me trusting
You are the light, to my soul
You are my purpose, you're everything
And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
You calm the storms, and you give me rest
You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall
You steal my heart, and you take my breath away
Would you take me in? Take me deeper now?
And How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
Cause you're all I want, you're all I need
You're everything, everything
You're all I want, you're all I need
You're everything, everything.
You're all I want, you're all I need
You're everything, everything
You're all I want, you're all I need
Everything, everything.
And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better, any better than this.
And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
I Shining with Jesus @ | 4:48 AM
Saturday, November 29, 2008
*.* Love song *.*
Head under water
And you tell me
To breathe easy for awhile
The breathing gets harder
Even I know that
Made room for me
It's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands
I'm unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well but you make this hard on me
I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you ask for it
Cause you need one
You see, I'm not gonna write you a long song
Cause you tell me it's make or breakin' this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leavin'
I'm gonna need a better reason
To write you a love song
Today
Today..
I learnt the hard way
That they all say
Things you wanna hear
My heavy heart sinks deep down under
You and Your twisted words
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry
Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am
I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you asked for it
Cause you need one
You see, I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you tell me it's make or breakin' this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leavin'
I'm gonna need a better reason
To write you a love song today
Promise me
You'll leave the light on
To help me see
The daylight my guide, gone
Cause I believe
There's a way
You can love me
Because I say
I won't write you a love song
Cause you ask for it
Cause you need one
You see, I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you tell me it's make or breakin' this
Is that why you wanted a love song?
Cause you asked for it
Cause you need one
You see I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you tell me it's make or breakin this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I walk the seven seas
When I believe that there's a reason to write you a love song
Today.
Today..
I Shining with Jesus @ | 4:59 AM
Friday, November 28, 2008
*.* Oops too slow *.*
HAHAH HEY guys. this is the post for friday lol...
I went for disciple class in the morning, watched fellow disciples getting rebuked for their mistake.I guess it is good that we get rebukes for it is to make us better. Haha, aniway went home after lunch, Tried to sleep for 15mins thats all.. Zzz lol...
Then go help dad washing the car, which was dam dirty... LOL... because now we stopped parking the car in multi-storey carpark, so easier to collect dust. Aniway, went home and get ready for prayer meeting. Went and learnt origami first lol, going for mission trip soon. Haha, prayer went well and we had supper,or rather dinner which was like at 11plus LOL...
I Shining with Jesus @ | 5:53 PM
Thursday, November 27, 2008
*.* Life going on... *.*
Hey peeps, Ha. today was kinda well spent i guess... Guess what? I got a new track mill(running track) from pastor john haha,I can run on it to lose some fats hehe. Though this news is quite outdated, lol about 1 week already. Anyway, today i ran on it for like 1hour.... lol.. Cool, when i saw how much stuff i lost LOL... aniway... i watched movie after movies. Sebastian(my couz) came to stay with us for a few days haha. Long time since he came to stay haha. I guess kids used to be closer when their young, just like me and my cousins.. Well it's time to bond again i guess! haha...
Oh ya... Been kinda thinking through things... things like BGR... Yes not suppose to but i did lol. Nevermind guess it's not wrong haha XP
I Shining with Jesus @ | 2:53 AM
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
*.* Root Of Fear And Intimidation *.*
Today's lesson was powerful let me copy down the things that i learnt:
When we go through trials,God is just showing us whether we truly mean what we say when we say we love him always. Though many people seem to be strong and are seen least likely to betray god,like Simon Peter,he did... Also, we can never love with our own strength, It's not romance love and feelings for other, It's just agape...
To make the choice, die to yourself to love.God smashes all the things we have,to see if we still love him. When we refuse to admit our mistakes, we will come to poverty and shame.When our foundations are shaken, it is to test the true motive for us loving God, Its could be for reputation, wealth and riches. When we refuse to love sheeps given to us by God, we break his heart.Loving god's people is loving Him. Discipline drives folly out of our heart. As our horizontal relationship reflects the vertical relationship, if we can't respect authority, our parents, we can't fear god.
The sexuality of children is confirmed by father. Leaders must choose to either die to themselves that their sheep may live of live while killing their sheep.
THE ROOT TO FEAR IS BECAUSE WE LOVE OURSELVES. JESUS CAN CONQUER ALL THINGS BECAUSE HE LOVE FATHER GOD MORE THAN HIS LIFE!
I Shining with Jesus @ | 12:04 AM
Monday, November 24, 2008
*.* Fear and Intimidation *.*
Lord i thank you that u have a plan to prosper me and not to harm me, a plan to give me hope and future.
I just pray that nothing can stop me from having justin's INHERITANCE that you have given me(especially fear and intimidation) Yes lord, i refuse to let go off my God-given authority to someone else. Yes... you are the lion of judah, im your descendant, I'll be bold and courageous!
I repent before you, I now snatch back my blessings that i forfeited due to fear.
I SHALL BE BOLD FROM NOW ON!
I Shining with Jesus @ | 11:29 PM
*.* As day goes by *.*
lalalalala
Life's like a race, just that you don't know when it ends
it starts right away once you are brought out to this world with the hardwork of your mum. the whole race's outcome depends on you and what you are exposed to...
well... In life, it's not about winning,but you have ran it and gave your best.
PASTOR PETER TAUGHT ME THAT IN LIFE:'DO YOUR BEST AND LEAVE THE REST FOR GOD TO BLESS'
haha... Lord teach me to do so...
im living in a new day, your mercy falls afresh each morning, i wait on you to light my way...
I Shining with Jesus @ | 3:55 AM
*.* Love *.*
L-O-V-E
Hmm... a simple looking four lettered word which is a well of essence, essence of our christian life...
hOW DO YOU DESCRIBE it? well. i guess the best way is with the word of God.
Love is patient ,Love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs, Love does not delight inevil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects,always trust,always hopes,always perserveres.
LOVE NEVER FAILS
I Shining with Jesus @ | 12:09 AM
Sunday, November 23, 2008
*.* More Than Words *.*
Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
Its not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldnt have to say that you love me
Cos Id already know
What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldnt make things new
Just by saying I love you
More than words
Now Ive tried to talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands and touch me
Hold me close dont ever let me go
More than words is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldnt have to say that you love me
Cos Id already know
What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldnt make things new
Just by saying I love you
I Shining with Jesus @ | 10:23 PM
*.* Sunday! *.*
Yo! Today was cool man, though we did not listen to mum serene preach, it was a vietnamese chinese who came. Wow, i can see he went throught alot. It's a privilege for us to be able to freely worship in spirit, but he was shown me that If u are really on fire for God, you will hold on to his hand and never let go no matter what u go thorough... Went for youth service,watch the video on jesus's camp... Can u imagine children at ages like 7 to 12 are prayer with such zeal for their country of America, WOW...
IT REALLY CONVICTED ME OF WHAT I GAVE TO GOD.
I was praying that i may have the same passion that i have for God.
Following,we discussed on what to showcase for the theme night during church camp. I gave the idea of moses story and they bought teh idea, LOL I'M SUPPOSE TO BE MOSES HAHA. Well to be trueful, i would say that i love acting and stuff. Haha,thank you jesus hehe. I look forward to church camp!
I Shining with Jesus @ | 5:25 AM
Saturday, November 22, 2008
*.* Hey there *.*
Haha, today i thought no disciple class can rest for a day. woke up at 9am, made breakfast for me and my bro. Yum yum! then vacuum the house followed by mopping it. Just when i thought i can seat down and relax after housework,we were invited to go for disciple class cum jesus's bride celebration, also surprise birthday for uncle peter. We went throught the successful manual first. One of the few highlights was confrontation. HAHA, im not a great confronter myself, but i truly seen the importance of it. Without confrontation, the church cannot stand strong. We learnt too about management training, about how to train the next batch for God's runners in the marathon, not just wanting to be first ourselves, but to train people how to be first=D God is the Centre foundation of our lives,without it, our life wheel will be upside down. The lesson today was great overall, never regreted going!haha, looking forward to church tomorrow! xD
I Shining with Jesus @ | 5:47 AM
Friday, November 21, 2008
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or
Saying nothing and wishing you had?
I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say.Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them.
If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs.
Have u ever decided not 2 become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already
had with that person?
Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't.
You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own........when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to.
Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you?
Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not
care as much, or even at all.
Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?
We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we
don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us.
But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.
Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could have had.
* What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye?
*What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?
*What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? (even if it is that you don't care anymore)
*What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them?
*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?*
People live, but people die. I want to tell you that
you are a friend.
If you died tomorrow (God Forbid)
you would bein my heart.
Would I be in yours?
I Shining with Jesus @ | 4:50 PM
Thursday, November 20, 2008
*.* Getting used to life *.*
It's been a week since i deleted all the games i once had...
Well... it's kinda boring now i guess...
Yes, i did more meaningful things lately though
like helping my dad out, doing my daily devoution.
But, the problem is:what am i supposed to do after that?? Zzz
Hope i can get used to it soon...
Anyway,theres prayer meeting later on, and i just got informed that i can rest.
Well,rest means 2 things. eithere you are physically tired,or spiritually.
I guess it's good for me... I don't wanna pollute the atmosphere anyway...
Oh ya... Must tell eunice to put me off worship leading this sunday as well=D
Oh well, life's has to go on i suppose??
I Shining with Jesus @ | 11:32 PM
*.* I'm back?? *.*
Lol... after 6months of mia, i think i wanna come back LOl...
reason? simply because....
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO NOW LOL.
i mean...
i deleted all my games u see...
SO....
other then Godly stuff, i have nothing to do
HENCE.... IM BACK IN ACTION MUHAHAAH
I Shining with Jesus @ | 1:41 AM
*.* Beware of wat u call your kids *.*
Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching you r buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => N ose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
I Shining with Jesus @ | 1:30 AM
